|Captain America:||Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?|
|Some guy in the theater:||SHERLOCK HOLMES|
best turning curved
HORY SHET, PHILIPPINES~
GERMANY WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT OF A CAR WHEN THERE IS A SEAT OH MY GOD.
HOLY SHIT ASLKDFJASKLJLKSFS
It was funny and then PHILIPPINES. /DEAD
I’VE FOUND LESTRADE’S DIVISION
John why are you going to Isengard?
THEY’RE TAKING JOHN TO ISENGARD!
THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBIT TO ISENGARD!
JOHN. THERE AND BACK AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, I LOST IT AT “TAKING THE HOBBIT TO ISENGARD.”
And again… what I actually do in college
not exactly human arms, but still amusing
“my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls”
oh myG OD
(Source: , via boristhecreepyarachnid)
thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
What do you call a pig that knows karate? PORK CHOP HA!
happuy new years
from all ofme to you
landry is the best
his dog adslkjfha;skjdfh;a the cats hd;fjkasdh;fka
you are perfect