dankmemeuniversity:

nicostiel:

#Sobbing in a corner

sergle:

sergle:

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

these tags exactly

sergle:

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

hanavbara:

barbenheimer 💖💣

uzuriartonline:

I’m just Ken

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. “marry” your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

zegalba:

hunter x hunter

zegalba:

Ray Castelo: Extremidade III (2021)

zegalba:

Princess Mononoke (1997) Director: Hayao Miyazaki

zegalba:

Belladonna of Sadness (1973) dir. Eiichi Yamamoto

zegalba:

Mariele Neudecker: The Internal Slipping Into The World at Large (2000)

zegalba:

Nico Kok: Marble Tiles Three (1999)

luftballons99:

there was only one bed