I appreciate Karl Jenkins bemused reaction to the theory that he, a 79 year old white Welsh man composer, is, in fact, a 41 year old black American woman from California.
I mean, how else do you respond to an accusation like that?
“Look, my moustache isn’t that cartoonish and silly, surely?”
Like, what is this scenario? It’s Scooby Doo and Fred rips off the mask to reveal: “Oh my God, it’s the Duchess of Sussex!”
And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling hardcore royalists.
Not saying he is not a nice a man. And by accounts he is a good person,
But he like porno santa.
The hottest man competition on HBO Max these days is between Jon Snow or Cousin Greg.
Greg cannot defend the border walls.
But he has significantly better and more coordinated hair.
Love both but honestly… Greg is a loser MY LOSER and Jon the bastard has more constitution, sorry. Someone has to be in the wall.
Weirdly feel Greg is better at negotiating.
Me, as a peasant of Luxembourg:
Bow to King Greg!













